You Suck!
I’m getting sick of the blood suckers and parasites I have managed to trickle out of my system over the years and continue to do so, How can I escape when everyone around me reminds me of them with horror stories!
The many faces of these creatures seem to catch us by surprise, as they slowly, enter and lay their nest to infect us with slime upon slime and much more sucking than we ever witnessed. I am totally disgusted by these soulless lifeforms that thrive on our account and health. They suck you dry, emotionally, physically and financially.
As I type this I am attacked by one of them, a mosquito, at least the pest admits to its love for my blood, and yours. Mosquitos are the least of my worries, one slap on the table or clap of the hand, or spray of that “ kill all bugs” and the bug realizes that when you suck someones blood for life, your life ends soon after( even if the darn thing managed to get away, its lifespan is only 7 days or less).
As the darn mosquito continues sucking me to its maximum loading capabilities, I remember my humanly mosquitos and other similar social bugs. If only there was a strong enough repellent that can actually keep them off your back, if only. The good news is you can learn a whole lot from your encounters and friends who are living it, when you identify your target, your only chance to get out in one piece is either eliminate or contain.
If you choose to contain them I know of a nice big lake we have in jeddah which is made up of sewage that we can send them all for a fully paid vacation forever never to return, actually do not worry about them coming back, over there they will feel at home ;-).
For the following slimy creatures I have two words: You Suck!
- I know someone who uses his friends place, money, cars and travels with him, calls the toys his, splashes at his beach house and does it day in day out, to that bug I say “ You suck!”.
- What about that school friend that had parents that were suckers by nature and played to the egos of young teenagers and sucked up to them, today he continues to thrive on their behalf, he sucks, they pay, nice way for suckers, You suck!
- Over to the friend that has a job, gets paid, knows another friend who is so giving and loving, money comes naturally but he does not work you see.” Let’s go to another coffee shop he complains!” his friend pays the bill and they leave, the friend paid at all the next 4 places, the sucker played stupid, and did he stop? not a chance! This friend tells me even when its pennies he refuses to pay unless he puts on a show that he is paying! By the way sucker…YOU SUCK! in case you didn’t read that, You SUCK!
- Wait a minute, with all the hypocrites hovering on our levels these days, I cannot forget the bearded ones that pretend in public to be something of wisdom and faith, and are nothing more than cheap liars and worse than the non believers, for they are your everyday hypocrites, the ones that say something and totally mean and do something else.
- The evil ex-husband that ended a rough marriage of hypocrisy, dictatorship, male brutality, mental and physical abuse and then comes back to haunt her with his side gig mistress who has come back to make sure he is not cheating like he did to his first wife, you see what goes around comes back around and all the way up your chimney! so hard you will feel it and scream no more. What kind of man ask his ex-wife what she did to the woman he was cheating on her with? you see suckers are not warm blooded like the rest of us, cold blooded creatures that live on other peoples lives and blood. Good always wins over evil, and as to our coward goat in this shameful example, If I could only pluck your beard one hair at a time and write “ beware of hypocrite” on your forehead with your victims blood, and still look you in the eye and say” You Suck!”
- How about those people that suddenly fill your walls and days when you have that extra cash or that prestigious job title and power? where did they go when you fell to the perils of their doings? what happened to them when you needed an extra shoulder to cry on? what happened when you needed an answer when you called, only to hear busy tones and no replies? Why do they chase you off and down when you were weak, and attach themselves to you when you fly? How do they have the guts to show up at your door when you rise again asking for favors?
Here is the master plan/ sucker evaporate spray:
When they come to you once you start to fly again, when you are healed and stronger, when you are back to normal, when you are busy helping the needy and making a better you, when they arrive be nice, greet them in a perfect socially acceptable manner.
Invite them over for a private dinner, have some friends over, make them feel at home, offer them coffee and dates, candy and cakes, feed them, pamper them, and when they are comfortable and feel there is no harm done, ask them “ what was it you needed buddy?” and as soon as they start to open that garbage mouth of theirs, place your finger on their mouth and stop them, look them in the eyes and say after me:
You suck!
Oh! and one more thing, if you have been offended by my words, say thank you and move on out of here! Otherwise let me know your input on the delicate subject, and for the rest of us, You Rock!
mamdooh.alradadi listening to some smooth Jazz on July 6th 2010 in jeddah, KSA
A groovy kind of love Is this how you treat me?