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The only thing that matters is his pocket

82795947This is a 50 year or longer saying we have in the Arab world. If you want to get married as a Man all you need to worry about are your pockets. So let me get this straight, If I am a :

  • Loser
  • Womanizer
  • Have a bad reputation
  • Steal for a living
  • Known to have made my millions by embezzlement
  • Have been married several times
  • Love partying 24/7
  • Always travel to Bangkok for sleazy massages and everything in between
  • Never knew God
  • Never helped someone expect myself
  • A drunken pot head
  • A problem maker
  • Treat people like a pair of shoes
  • Don’t know my own family
  • Neglect my children from previous mistakes
  • Have been caught and imprisoned for bribery several times
  • Have a very bad temper
  • Fight with my face flies( very bad arabic translation)
  • Ignore people in despair
  • Treat all woman like pets
  • Have no friends but police men & investigators including some judges.
  • My way or the highway attitude
  • Arrogant
  • Selfish
  • Pathetic
  • Stink from a mile away( cause I think it turns the babes on)
  • Look like @#$~%

Ah, I get it. If I had deep pockets all the girls and families will pretend the above never existed?

My bad.

P.S. ( this by far is going to be the longest P.S. you have ever witnessed)

Now I know that things and sayings of this nature have disappeared long ago, but have somehow taken new forms in our society, is it out of despair? is it out of need? Is it because the marriage is like any contract? is it due to the rising number of singles? is it because a few people have more than others, they are getting away with it? Is it because marriage is another word for high price escort service? What is it? please tell me.

I know its not true, I know someone who has married 50 times so far,actually the number could have gone up. he was showing off to one of my friends and told him you can go to a certain country and get married for $5000- only,our country is expensive, talk about world trade organization!

I owe, I owe, off to work I go.

Yours truly,

Mamdooh Al-Radadi

Me@mamdoohalradadi.com

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3 Responses to “The only thing that matters is his pocket”

  • doodi says:

    Yep, so sad but so true.

    I have been proposed by multiple lousy filthy rich guys. Despite the age , education differences and the fact that they are pathetic empty headed men. Oh god!! My family can not believe till today how I turned them down.

    The only other aspect they seemed to care about is skin color.

  • Mamdooh says:

    love the skin part…so true, albint bayda? wala samra? haahahaaa

  • Mamdooh says:

    and vice versa

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