Our city is witnessing a chamber of commerce election period ending today. I went over to vote for one of my school buddies who suddenly made me feel old! Never again I said to myself, who wants to grow old? I want to run wild like I did back in school and worry about my giant pimple on my nose. Well my pimple is not the idea behind this post, its what I would preach and talk about to make a fool of all the candidates that don’t fit the shoes of such an important position, and the dreams of their voters that go shattered every other year when they loose track.

Here goes nothing:

The short version would be: “My way or the highway!”

What I will do:

• Make sure I get what I want as fast as I can so I don’t waste other peoples time to have my place.
• Make as much money with my power and declare it.
• 100% guaranteed results for me, then you.
• I will reduce costs of chamber fees from one pocket and take from your other pocket.
• You will never find me at the office to bother you.
• Who needs meetings when you have me?
• Say yes to me driving a new BMW every 6 month’s from your money( I promise to show off BIG TIME!)
• You will always remember my face, I will give the chamber’s building a face lift, and replace it with my mug shot.
• Never worry about the economy and your business, with me you only worry about the important things in your life, how to feed your family.
• I will never let you worry about mobile phone bills, I will be sending each one of you a 1000 messages to vote for me next year/all year long( so you won’t be able to call anyone).
• Trust? who are you kidding? at least I’m honest.

My advertising would be a music video with Snoop Dogg and J-Z, Emenem and Beyonce, playing on all major channels for 2 years( I might be on the top 20, meaning more BLING BLING for me)

Let’s place a bet today and see how many votes I get.

MO DIDDY: The future as it really is, no Bull, The real deal, even if it hurts.

Mamdooh Al-Radadi

me@mamdoohalradadi.com