Imagine what spam would look like when they have to release the real story behind their fake email headings, here’s what it could look like:

Subject

• Amazing new undetectable computer virus, norton buster!
• Your Bank account is so secure we never bothered to think about it.
• Hey Mamdooh, I only know your name, that’s it, don’t trust me.
• Bad credit, high debt,car loans pending, you did it, we can’t help you.
• If you delete this message you will not miss a thing.
• You did not win the $10,000,000- Jackpot, delete this message.
• Our vacation package is the highest worldwide.
• Losing hair, Bald, Male pattern baldness, get used to it!
• Girlfriend dumped you? Boyfriend cheating on you? get another, and do not read this crap.
• Faster internet, much faster, not suitable for your country, we only want to waste your time.
• Get rich quick,today, we cannot do it, we are just seeing if you read this.
• Deadly brain virus testing email, please open quick!
• Free airline tickets! costing 20% more than market price.
• Stop smoking in 2 days…Please help us find an ending to spam ad.
• Hot sexy girls, all over the world, not waiting for you, ever! you loser.
• Earn $200,000- a year by working 6 jobs in a 36 hour day after 20 years.
• We do not know how to stop spam.
• Waste a good 10 minutes by opening this email TODAY!

P.S. I got the idea from a readers digest issue.

Mamdooh Al-Radadi

me@mamdoohalradadi.com