nelson-figueredo-boy-and-girl-dancingShe said: Men are never faithful.

He said: What about your father?

She said : That’s another story, he loves my mother and would never do anything to harm her!

He said: That’s what you think.

She said: Why do you say that?

He said: I was with him on a trip and he didn’t look like someone that loved anyone, the only women he loved was with him on the plane.

She said: you are lying, all men lie! my father is a faithful husband, always was and always will be.

He said: I rest my case.

She said: Wait, tell me more, I need to know.

He said: Would you believe me if I told you I am the most faithful man you ever met?

She said: That’s funny, there are no faithful men in this world.

He said: Then why do you go out of your way to find Mr.Right, and when you find him you complain and accuse him of being unfaithful and compare him to your father figure?

She said: What am i supposed to do?

He said: Trust me. I love you, and always will, but don’t push me off the cliff with your accusations every time you hear one of your friends husband or boyfriend cheated on them.

She said: What makes you different?

He said: What makes you different? why do I have faith in you? why should I never assume you cheated on me? why do i love you?

She said: Women are different.

He said: I rest my case. Do you live in the today and hear and see what I see regarding women and what they can do?

She said: There you go again with your abrupt ending of our conversations, you and your male ego attitude.

He said: That’s what she said!

Sounds familiar?