She Chats, He Chats…

December 7, 2009 Mamdooh Living, Love, Marriage, Personal Views, Relationships, She said, He said, 1

What are you up to today?

I went out with the girls, had some sushi, what about you?

My friend came over, we had a game of football, kicked my ass as usual.

lol, when will you stop playing, you’re just no good!

Say’s who? a girl that can’t kick a ball? or a hot babe who’s an air head on tech?

Hey! You know I don’t like it when you make fun of me… at least I can speak 3 languages and cook Italian dishes, what can you do? a Tuna sandwich at most..loool.

Yeah right! I know more stuff than you do and you know that, anyways.. when are you travelling?

Don’t know? my father has some work to finish next week, but  guess in a couple of weeks max.

OMG!

What?

I’m gonna miss your ugly face!

Oh how sweet! coming from a Jerk like you, that’s a compliment…do you mean it?

yes

Say it.. nicely.

I am going to miss your not so ugly face..

nicely

I will miss you so much honey, very much, too much and you know it..

really now?

really.

what’s wrong with you?

I wanted to see you today for coffee or a shisha the weather was nice.

that’s sweet of you, wish I could but you know how it is..

Let me pretend just don’t give me excuses!

I always see you when I can, why are you so uptight today?

Its work, sorry honey.

That’s OK just relax, inhale, exhale and imagine me next to you.

Ahhhh, yeah that feels better since your next to me, come here you little darling you..

hey remember what you used to call me when we first added each other?

smarts?

yes! you remember, you touched me!

where?

hey behave!

come on smarty pants, gimmie a chance to prove my love to you

who said you prove it like that?

typical girlie talk!

whatever

come on sexy, gimmie a kiss

xxx

ouch!

your the hot one you know, my only hot one, the one and only..

stooooooooop!

what!?

you turn me on, then you say your busy and leave me hanging!

not really baby, not this time…I want to look at those lips of yours, really look at them, don’t get excited if I lick my lips in the process, you know I can’t handle your heat.

nobody told you to pretend to be Mr.Macho when I saw you last year!

hey! just because I respected you on our first date you say this?

Yeah well you know I wanted to but you needed to be a man and make a move

You know I’m all the man you will ever need honey

I know

how sweet, I can imagine your face now all blushed and brushed

;)

love those girly winks of yours

:P

love that tongue too you hot stuff

behave!

ok i have to go,,, catch you later

wait!

what?

kiss me

xxxxxxxxxxx

enough! leave some for later

I can’t control it, you drive me crazy! let me come over now and be a bad boy

yeah right

I will if you hesitate, I don’t care what will happen? your parents find me in your bedroom?

stop it your scaring me

I can imagine what wold happen to you by the time they find us!

What is wrong with you today?

I guess its that fish meal I had..lool

that’s all?

And your sexy pic I’m checking out, the one with those tight apple bottom jeans, and that cleavage the wild hair in the sun, and that killer tan, what else?

you like that one?

I love it, actually I have a big one made for my bedroom

liar

maybe

give me a kiss, just one

come over and i will

come on

ok I’ll come over

give me!!!

x

another one

x

More

xx

I want more, stop teasing!

XxXxXXxxxxxXxXxx

Now go away!

I love it when you take advantage of me and abuse me!

lol

Do you like it when I’m a bad boy in bed?

STOP!

Ok, so I crossed the line… but what can I do?

typical!

listen

what?

I’m coming over

yeah right

I will, let me go now, open the door when I call you, Im gonna park a bit further down the road, just in case I have to make a run for it like the last time

what last time?

ooops! wrong number

WHAT???

love to tease you baby, wear that nice short over used old cotton tweetie nighty for me

I threw it

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

joking

ok I’m on my way…give me 15

crazy..

I will, I have a surprise for you!

what I love surprises? tell me, tell me!

nope!

please

na ah!

pretty please with a cherry on top

beg..

I’m on my knees..tell me…

OK

what?

look next to you

She looks to her left and there he is, closing his laptop in his comfy boxers with that bad boy look in his eyes, she throws away her new sony and stands up on the bed in a baby way, wearing his favorite Tweetie nighty, and her perfume was killing him.

She jumps hysterically on the bed, arousing the living daylights out of him! He holds himself back, then suddenly jumps up and grabs his sexy hot wife, holds her from the back of her head, his hands entangled in her hair, brings her closer to his face, looks at her lucious juicy lips, takes a glance at her eyes, takes a whiff of her neck, slowly breathing down behind her ears, moves back,wets his lips…

Ignite that flame.

Baby you’re so new age, you like my new craze

Let’s get together maybe we can start a new phase

The smokes got the club all hazy, spotlights don’t do you justice baby

Why don’t you come over here, you got me saying

Aayooh

I’m tired of using technology, I need you right in front of me

Justin Timberlake & 50 Cents.

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