jealousShe sits across him on their weekly get together sharing some food on a thursday night. He looks and scans the room every time she takes a bite from her favorite dish. She does the same. No apparent eye contact is evident. They must go out. It is a necessity for their marriage. When their eyes connect, they mutter some ridiculous small talk. I watch them closer than before.

I try to unravel the myths on this syndrome that couples go through for 80% of their life and still pretend they are sane. They stutter some more, and continue to eat away in total excitement. Excitement that can drive the dullest of animals under a speeding train to relieve themselves the agony of this boring couple.

Suddenly she stares my way, not that I’m mr. hot stuff, only the fact that I was in the way of her day dreaming daily ritual, she basically never knew I existed. Her husband knows nothing of these wondering eyes of his magical woman( actually a very pretty face, sad, yet still pretty) He suddenly makes his way to the mens room. He gets up and stares my way, looks me deep in the eyes, I stare back at his bad behavior.

He comes back and catches her wandering eyes pull away abruptly from my area. He suddenly realizes many things in the flash of a minute. He remembers that his wife was wonderful and beautiful, sexy and young at heart, attractive and a magnet for men. He remembers that he loved her, he could not live without her, he remembers his 3 kids back home and how she still maintains her physique in tip top shape, competing with his 17 year old daughter.

To him I have become the worst threat. To him I must be destroyed and at the same time time be shown who she truly wants and needs. Who she is tied to. Who takes her home at night. Then he remembers he was an ass for so long, she would never show him those moves she used to make to piss off the other men and make him a proud hubby.

He must use force, he looks at me as if snaring, he frowns, growls, he points to her to get moving. He tries to cover her body from me as she leaves, making sure I don’t get a wide angle view of her rear end backing away from the table.

The amount of looks we men give each other in falsified jealousy acts simply make me laugh my head off. The looks we men get from married woman sitting next to

dead slabs of meat called husbands with a big” AHH! I miss being single” written all over her face.

If I only knew then that this jerk next to me was going to be worse than my worst expectations. If only he meant those jealous moves and looks, if only.

I’m a Happy dreamer I believe in love!

mamdooh al-radadi

me@mamdoohalradadi.com